What does your school report really say?

What they say What they mean!
Could do better .
But probably wont

Shows enthusiasm in P.E.
But not in anything else

Very creative in Art , Paints on paper, clothes, walls and other pupils

Constructs complicated sentences with maturity
Swears a lot

This will improve in time
But possibly not in our lifetime

Gets on well with peers
But not with teachers

Contributes enthusiastically to class discussions
Is argumentative

Very imaginative
Tells lies

Has had a very eventful year
Been excluded more than once

Is an achiever
Is manipulative and bossy

Will go far
But not far enough

Is trying
Very trying

In roads have been made in numeracy and IT skills
The forged £10 notes are almost undetectable

Showed great initiative on the field trip, MacDonalds have taken legal action against the school

Has received public acknowledgement of achievements in extra-curricular activities Has received Community Orders for twocking and ASBOs

the youth of today eh!

Thanks Jenni,

This is oh sooooo true and funny. will have to pass this to my teaching colleagues.

Thank you

Trace x